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Cookie Cakes
Order NowBig, bold, and baked with barely contained emotions. Our 9" cookie cakes are perfect for birthdays, breakups, or just making a dramatic statement with frosting.
Serves 6-8 people... or one very bitter snacker. We don’t judge. -
Mini Cookie Cakes
Order NowCute? Yes. Harmless? Absolutely not.
These little 4-inch cookie cakes may be mini, but they pack a full-sized punch of flavor and sass.
Perfect for gifting, hoarding, or passive-aggressively sending to your favorite frenemy. -
Bite-Sized Therapy
Order NowMini cookies with a not-so-mini attitude. Soft, chewy, and slightly confrontational—just like you.
Available in a variety of flavors, all guaranteed to pair well with wine, tears, or tea that's been spilled.
Monthly Specials
Each month, The Bitter Baker serves up limited-edition cookie cake flavors you won’t want to miss! Crafted with seasonal ingredients and a whole lot of attitude, our monthly specials bring bold, unexpected twists to your favorite treat. Stay sweet, stay bitter – and grab yours before they're gone!
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