• Cookie Cakes

    Big, bold, and baked with barely contained emotions. Our 9" cookie cakes are perfect for birthdays, breakups, or just making a dramatic statement with frosting.

    Serves 6-8 people... or one very bitter snacker. We don’t judge.

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  • Mini Cookie Cakes

    Cute? Yes. Harmless? Absolutely not.

    These little 4-inch cookie cakes may be mini, but they pack a full-sized punch of flavor and sass.

    Perfect for gifting, hoarding, or passive-aggressively sending to your favorite frenemy.

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  • Bite-Sized Therapy

    Mini cookies with a not-so-mini attitude. Soft, chewy, and slightly confrontational—just like you.

    Available in a variety of flavors, all guaranteed to pair well with wine, tears, or tea that's been spilled.

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Monthly Specials

Each month, The Bitter Baker serves up limited-edition cookie cake flavors you won’t want to miss! Crafted with seasonal ingredients and a whole lot of attitude, our monthly specials bring bold, unexpected twists to your favorite treat. Stay sweet, stay bitter – and grab yours before they're gone!

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