How it works

After your order is placed, a follow-up email will be sent manually to coordinate your pickup date and pickup location within the Western Branch area of Chesapeake, VA.

Please allow a minimum of 5 days’ notice for all orders. If you need your order sooner, contact us before placing your order to confirm availability.

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NEW Limited Edition Flavors

Gingerdoodle
A gingerbread cookie that took a cozy classic and gave it a sharp edge. Rolled in sugar and cinnamon, it’s warm, spicy, and just sweet enough to make winter tolerable.

Oreo Peppermint Chaos
Exactly what it sounds like. A rich cookie packed with chocolate chips and crushed Oreos, topped with peppermint buttercream that shows up loud and unapologetic. Messy. Minty. Zero regrets.

These flavors are seasonal, dramatic, and here for a limited time only for select items. Grab them before winter ends—or live with the regret until next year.

Best Sellers

  • Party Animal.. a fan favorite

    Big, bold, and baked with barely contained emotions. Our 9" cookie cakes are perfect for birthdays, breakups, or just making a dramatic statement with frosting.

    Serves 6-8 people... or one very bitter snacker. We don’t judge.

    check me out 

  • Classic Chocolate Chip

    Cute? Yes. Harmless? Absolutely not.

    This chocolate chip cookie cake is anything but ordinary, they pack a full-sized punch of flavor and sass.

    Perfect for gifting, hoarding, or passive-aggressively sending to your favorite frenemy.

    you know you want me 

  • The Bite Me Box

    Mini cookies with a not-so-mini attitude. Soft, chewy, and slightly confrontational—just like you.

    Available in a variety of flavors, all guaranteed to pair well with wine, tears, or tea that's been spilled.

    let’s party 
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